I register all my AIs in Lassen County where they don’t do mandatory biennial Three Laws checks.
I know ya Lutz me but I’m still Bob / Wake up Gorlax, have ya heard the news?
Gliese Times-Navigator: So, you are the unit known as Li- LITTLE JIM DOES NOT WISH TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS QUESTIONNAIRE LITTLE JIM VALUES HIS PRIVACY LITTLE JIM WISHES TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM ALL GLIESE TIMES-NAVIGATOR PROMOTIONAL MAILING LISTS LITTLE JIM ASKS THAT HIS PREVIOUS REQUEST BE AMENDED TO EXCLUDE NOTIFICATIONS OF DEALS AT LOCAL BREAKFAST FOOD […]
Eyyy it’s this ol’ guy, from the first junipermonkeys.com in 2002. Pixel fonts all over the damn place.
T-Bone Vanadium, QA Lead/Final Inspector, Production Line 33
TriWard 88 is notable for having absolutely no means of interaction with the world around him. Although he has a binocular forward viewer, a tri-starport for celestial navigation, and a short wave antenna, TriWard’s output is limited to varying the colors on his status panel, which has 12 character spaces, each with four possible states. […]
The nom de probe “ProBot-1” doesn’t have anything to do with ProBot’s drill-arm, but instead refers to his professional status as a dilithium prospector, although of course he is now retired. But we can accept a lack of fortitude; he is a Regulan. Although fellow passengers were confused as I drew his portrait on my phone. […]