The first step is to wrap it in bacon. That is the key to all the other steps, of which there are none. My project to replace all plastic panels on a half-plastic car continues apace, as evidenced by this cameraphone picture which drastically underexposes the area in question. They’re actually pretty reasonably-priced. The downside […]


According to everyone in my office, today’s news is SPORTS! This year, I am tipping my top hat to Count Summersmythe auf dem Plortsweser’s new team-sporting venture, which has received a pallet of hundred-dollar bills from the fine meatrasinos at Quigley’s to get them up and going.