There’s a store here that imports a bunch of toys, candy, video games, and similar whatnot from overseas. One of the categories of whatnot they import is condoms. That may be a potentially iffy area as far as the FDA is concerned, but moreover they sell them under the name “Safety Latex”. They also had a blindfold/sleep mask labeled as “Sun Blocker”. This spurred some discussion about potential lines for expansion of their “Prudish Personal Products” line.

Perhaps they’ll expand their product line. But I don’t know what they’re so worried about. Everyone knows the dirtiest stores are West Marine and McMaster-Carr.